If your mother is a moron, and your father is a moron, what does that make you?

AMERICAN! *laughs; keels over* That was hilarious. Completely false, though, because Americans are very sexy and cool and they rock and I like them. Especially the ones from California and New York. Whenever I see an American I go, "Look! There's an American!" and follow them. Bwaha.

Today was good. Really. And to top it off, PSP hasn't yet shut down on me. SCORE!

I had the weirdest dreams last night. One was where there were these really scary beings - they were all blue and their faces were blurred, sort of like the photographed people on The Ring. My other dream starred Sara and Catherine from CSI. LOL. They were these ass-kicking people, though, and they took these kids from their abusive mom who stabbed them with needles. And it involved a red electric guitar. What the hell?

So I went to the counsellor during first block. At first I was terribly uncomfortable, because it was like I was some nutcase that needed to be sorted out. But I ended up sitting there, talking to her for over an hour. About random things, like wrestling, my marks, and my friends. I was worried about my marks and attendance, but then she goes "Your attendance is good and you're getting 90s!" So that was good. Oh, and apparently it's not common for someone to run two miles everyday. I suppose I'm abnormal then. Geez, lol, that was reassuring. Hee.

Classes sucked. If it wasn't D-l singing "Can't Touch This" in his quite sexy voice, it was me finding out some random guy knows my classes, books, and that I go to Math during lunch occasionally to catch up. That was... weird. He's hot, though. ^.~

My ass hurts. If you ask me why, I'll shoot you with my egg gun.

What the hell? "WWF_Diva10, enlarge your penis size with our products! She'll love you for it!" Um, my penis is fine as it is, thanks. LMAO. Stupid junk mail.

You know what's fucking hilarious? How female singers always take pauses right in the middle of a verse, to make it match the beat. Like Britney Spears:
I used to think (long pause)I had the answers to everything

Didja hear that? She used to think! I wonder what happened. Oh, and specifically one song by Avril Lavigne is very amusing:
I wanna see you go down (long pause)On one knee
Oh, and:
I'd say I wanna blow you (uncomfortable pause) away

Do I only pick up on these because I'm retarded? Perhaps.

Signs was a scary movie. You know the part where the little foreign kids were at a birthday party and the alien comes strolling by? INSTANT FUCKING HEART ATTACK. I can't watch thrillers without clinging desperately onto whoever is nearest to me. It's quite sad. Except for the Scream trilogy, which I got to know in my horror-loving days and can recite quite well.

Golden Globes were last night. I watched the Royal Rumble instead, because 30 hot guys kicking each other's asses is far better than a bunch of waifish celebrities with their fake smiles and trying desperately not to look into the camera although they're supposed to. In my opinion. Mmm, Brock.

Wow. The fifth Harry Potter book is coming out June 21st. Never thought J.K.R. would get off her rich ass and finish it, but she did. Yay! Hm. It lacks the whole "FuckinggodOotPiscomingoutholyshit" thing I was hoping for.

OH MY GOD! You know what the coolest, bestest thing ever is? Wednesday is my last day of school until the third. I just found this out today. Apparently we only come in when we're writing exams and then leave. I'm so excited, I can get more than five hours of sleep for once! Whee!

And yeah. Since PSP works and I've run out of things to blab about, I think I'll work on my upcoming layout. Good times...

then + now