Most beautiful song I've ever heard, download it now, god it's beautiful. Inspiring.

I'm extremely jittery, cold, hyper and lonely, there's no one on AIM and my mom's asleep, I cannot bring myself to shut off the computer, and yeah.

So. I got back from seeing The Two Towers about an hour ago. Amazing. It was extremely interesting, even for me - I hate battle scenes. Although I nearly cried when Gollum had those two dead rabbits. Remind me never to watch an LotR film with my mom EVER AGAIN, okay? This is why.

1.(Onscreen): "What do you smell?" "Manflesh."
Crys: *chokes on her pepsi, laughing her fucking head off. VERY DIRTY THOUGHTS.*
Mom: "Um, what's so funny?"
C: "I, um, choked." *blushes and dies*

2. M: "Who is that?"
C: "That's Faramir, Boromir's brother."
M: "Whose brother?"
C: "Boromir's brother."
M: "Is that Boromir?"
C: *sigh* "No, that's Aragorn. Boromir is the guy that died in the first film."

3. M: "Ugh, what is that thing? It's ugly."
C: "That's Gollum."
M: "Well, you know that thing that was jumping on Harry Potter's bed?"
C: "Dobby?"
M: "Yeah, him. I liked him, at least he was cute."
C: "Dobby is stupid, Gollum is adorable, shut up."

LMAO. My mom is so annoying during movies. It was a great movie, phenomenal, really. I shivered the entire three hours. Dunno why. Legolas had a quote that mentioned a red sunrise, and blood being shed, or something - greatest quote. Loved it. The utter and total lack of Merry pissed me off to no end. I PAID TO SEE DOM, DAMMIT! Actually, I paid to see Orlando and Viggo be slashy, and I was not disappointed. Frodo has become one freaky little hobbit.

The elf - I don't know his name - he died - I loved him. I remembered him from Lothlorien in the first film, and he's brilliant. What was with Gimli? He goes from grumpy little dwarf to Comic Relief. Not that I'm complaining, it's cute. Elrond is just supremely cool. His eyebrows are tops. Oh, and Legolas was one saucy little boy, that's for sure. He gets onto his horse odd. He flings himself. It's so cool. *cough*

PSP has been a big stupidhead lately. I'll start it, then click "Browse" like I always do, and BAM! Paint Shop Pro has generated errors and will close. I miss PSP. :*(

Okay, so I cannot decide between six girls, who will be my co-webbies for Surreal. I mean, I want the one with the digicam and scanner, but she hasn't gotten back to me. The other ones have, and I love two of them, and the other three sound adorable. And the kicker? I'm "Crys from Surreal," a supremely cool person. It sure beats being "Crys, the pervy elf-fancier and lazy bitch with bad taste in music." By a long shot. ^^

Cannot. Stop. Typing. You've no idea how much self-control it took to change the subject from LotR, seriously. WHY IS THERE PORN ON TV?

Okay, all better. Quiz time.

What type of LotR fan are you?
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