What you want...
What I need
Oh, please!
I think you get off
On hearing yourself speak
- Kelly Osbourne, "Shut Up"
I set up a site meter yesterday, so I could see the site referrals. The weirdest things came up. Practically all of my hits come from search engines and people looking off of the D-Land user database. Here are just some of the searches people have used to find this diary:
Can Brock Lesnar beat the Big Show (I LOVE THIS ONE! HEE!)
Celebrities suck
Harry Potter show appearances
pink Vans (...sneakers...?)
sweater shrunk
deleted sysrnj help (guess someone else shares my problem...)
Love is all that I need (?)
Yep, there are some whackos out there. Honorable quote of the day: "What would a 25-year-old groupie want with a 17-year-old who still wanks and sleeps with a teddy?" - Kelly Osbourne (about her brother)
My question is: how does Kelly know Jacks self-gratification habits? Hmm?