Today sucked, plain and simple. I seriously doubt it could have been worse.

So why don't I tell all of you lovely people about last weekend? I think I will.

One of my friends had a birthday party, so there was me and about 8 of my friends all there, as well as her little brother. We all walked about 10 blocks to the video store in pouring rain - in our pajamas. These are the moments, non? It was fun. We rented horror movies, which were okay - I fell asleep half through Ginger Snaps, and woke up during some movie with John Ritter as a real estate agent. It was called Terror something-or-another, I think. Then we played tons of games. It was kind of funny, playing spin the bottle with only two guys. *laughs* Fun, nonetheless.

Anyways, this week has been horrible. And to make matters worse, I've been sitting right in front of D-l for a week and I still don't know how to just talk to him. All it'll take is one 5-minute conversation between us, and he'll never stop teasing and joking with me. Which is good. But I don't know what to say, goddammit! Does anyone have any ideas? My friends suck for advice, because they're all friendly and stupid and already friends with him. *pout*

I asked one of my friends how she became friends with him, and she said: "Well, I just poked him and insulted him, then he tripped me and called me a retard, and we became friends."

Thanks, but no thanks. If I could insult hot guys at the drop of a hat, I'd be the most popular fucking girl in school. But it doesn't work that way.

So any ideas? I really, desperately need ideas. I know it may sound stupid, but please. If you're reading this, don't go "What a stupid little girl" and forget it. Any ideas, however stupid, could mean D-l's friendship to me. Besides, anything is better than my friend's "Slap him on the head!" suggestion. Honestly, this isn't pre-school. Anyways, email me!

I know he's curious about me. He does these things... he goes out of his way to stand next to me when he's talking to someone else, and always sort of hovers around me even though he hardly awknowledges me... and we're always laughing at the same jokes in class, and talking to the same people simultaneously. Like, I'll say something to a girl, and he'll reply to it, but to that girl. You know? It makes me pout. And I know none of you want me to pout... ^.~

I'm applying for a job at the drug store. I hope I get it - you work until 9, so the pay will be awesome. I just hope the owner likes me... eek...

So yeah. I was polling my friends, and apparently they think D-l is chunky. Here's the conversation between a friend and I, not word-for-word because it was about 9 hours ago:

Crys: Dude, what do you mean he's chunky? I see no chunk on him.
Friend: He's chunky! I'm not kidding!
Crys: Well, what would you know? You haven't seen him naked or anything, so you can't tell!
Friend: You haven't seen him naked, either!
Crys: I wish! *literally drools*
Friend: AAH! Crystal! *giggle* Well, I've seen him in swimming trunks - chunky.
Crys: No freakin' way! When?
Friend: When we went swimming! He has a flabby gut! I saw when he went on the diving board --
Crys: Ungh? Kyle? Swimming trunks? DIVING BOARD? Ungh! I hate you. *pouts and stomps off*

I'm a brat in public. Hee...

Anyways. *cough* I love computer class. I'm surrounded by guys, so it's sort of like a 80 minute trek into the male psyche every single day. I hear which girls are hot, what they did that day, which guys are gay, how they cheated to get into Honors class, which side of their pants they 'tuck it into', and of course, their constant pretending they're gay. There's two guys (both dead sexy) who find it fun to pretend they're gay lovers. They say things like "I like to be spanked", "I want you NOW", and, of course, "I want it up the ass, baby". How can you help but love guys like that?

Good times.

then + now