So said the greatest song ever. I flipped on Muchmusic earlier, and I heard the closing chords of "Live A Lie" by Default. First off, I didn't know it had a music video. Secondly, I cannot explain how very much that song means to me. I don't want it to be commericalized for all the goddamned teenyboppers to hear and fall in love with; it's my song.

I'm now going to post snippets of the ongoing wars between a fellow Neopian and I. She thinks Rey Mysterio could beat Brock fucking Lesnar in a straight wrestling match. Needless to say, I had to step in and defend my Brockie. She sucks and is in grey, I rule and am in italics, let's go.

I soooo, disagree with you... Rey would have kicked Brock so hard, he'd be sore for weeks. Brock looks like he took a overdose of steroids...... he's U-G-L-Y!!

Okay, I don't understand your logic here: you think that Rey Mysterio could beat Brock Lesnar simply because he's hot? That's like saying that Torrie Wilson could chokeslam Big Show because she's pretty! It makes no sense!

Sure, you may think that Brock's ugly - that's only a matter of opinion. I happen to think that he's an incredibly gifted, athletic, handsome man. Sure, you may disagree with me about him being handsome, but that's your opinion, and we all have our own opinions. Although, you can't deny that he's athletic, strong, and agile. I mean, it's fact! The guy works out at least twice as much as most other wrestlers, and it shows! He may look like he's on steroids, but he's not. His body is the result of countless hours (and years) of hard work and physical labour. No steroid could match that.

Brock is a straight strength and agility wrestler. He trained in amateur wrestling, so he knows how to really fight and win, and he knows pain. Rey is a cruiserweight who trained in the Lucha Libre style - if he wants to win a match, he needs to use his speed and high-flying maneuvers to outquick his opponent, since he's small. I mean, Brock is 6'4", 295 pounds, and Rey's only 5'6", 165 pounds! size difference, anyone?

Those facts alone could make your statement about how "Rey could kick him so hard, he'd be sore" (I'm paraphrasing here) completely untrue. It's all logic, Rey could NOT beat Brock Lesnar in a straight match. In fact, I think the only reason they put Brock against Rey is so that he could easily be taken out of the picture so that Big Show could fued with Brock outside of the ring.

Whatever... Brock, fast? no way! Rey can run faster because he's SMALLER!! Hello! You need to let it into your head, man. Rey is sooo much cooler than Brock.

DEAL WITH IT!!

From what you just said, I have reason to believe that you completely ignored every point I just made and instead chose to believe that Rey would win because he's "cool". That is the most outlandish opinion I have ever heard, because it is just that: AN OPINION. I haven't heard you bring one single fact into your defense. What, you can't justify Rey's "being cool" as a good reason for him to win a match?

I didn't say Brock was fast, but yeah, he's pretty quick. Have you seen him in the ring? He ran circles around the Undertaker at No Mercy. He's really agile, and can avoid attacks he knows are coming. During Smackdown, he was chasing Rey really well, did you not notice that? Of course he can't outquick Rey Mysterio, Rey's barely two-thirds his size! That's just the thing, though - that's all Rey has in his arsenal to beat someone. HIS SPEED. Brock has power, Rey has speed. If you're talking about them wrestling a straight match, Brock could whup Rey, it's common fact.

Now do me a favour and don't even try to tell me that Brock isn't good, because it's common fact that someone who isn't would not be the youngest World Champion in history. So please, don't patronize me.

Then she shut up. Guess who dominated that argument and had everyone on her side? I will blab for hours just to defend Brock Lesnar, I swear. It's quite sad. But Brock is so sessy. Steroids, my ass! He's all-natural hot.

Infomercials are pathetic. I can't watch them without dying to buy the product. I guess that makes me even more so. I started writing a piece of WWE fanfiction. Since I couldn't think of a good plot to save my life, it'll just be your usual, warped soap opera with romance, affairs, friendship, heartbreak, suplexes and broken limbs. The best type of soap opera, in my opinion. The unofficial characters are Trish Stratus and Edge, with Matt Hardy as supporting cast, because I can't do anything without including my ickle Matty.

So. I got a money order. Yay for Slytherin scarves! *grin* Well, because of that, I'm flat broke. Not that I need to buy anything, that is. I have been wanting to buy Have A Nice Day! on paperback, but that can wait, as it has for the past two years.

I'm tired. I was having a regular giggle-fit a little while ago, but I've lost it.

I spent the last while making a graphic. Since I've nothing of any substance to post, why the hell not post it?

Meh. I don't know why I post so late, I never have a damned thing to say.

A friend of mine thinks she's "an awesome writer". I think she sucks. I'm an awesome writer! *snerkle* I'm not, really. But I have a vocabulary the size of Texas and an eye for spelling errors. I've read a story of hers, and I think they're not only without a plot, but without a point, without detail, and without character development. The only thing it doesn't lack is spelling errors.

Yep, I'm mean. I just don't like it when people say they're good at something, yet aren't. Grab a fucking clue, people! (I have a feeling this'll come back to bite me in the ass.)

And as an afterthought: "snerkle" is my word. Use it and die a horrible, horrible death involving a carrot and a set of butterknives. I can be quite creative, you know.

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