We are the future
The 21st century dyslexic
Glue-sniffing Cybersluts
With homicidal minds and handguns

--Papa Roach, "Tightrope"

*points up* That's the shit, right there.

For those who have not been reading my blog, here's the downlow.

I'm madly in lust with Kyle, a.k.a. Dan-lookalike. I want him muchly badly, and I know he has a mild interest in me. I've decided he's a healthy mix of Dan with a pinch of Tobey Maguire -- only in the eyes, though. He has those eyes.

SURREAL rocks all your asses. Go see if you like the hot piece of ass that's on this top banner here. ;)

I've lost 3 pounds.

I'm happy with my friends.

I'm moderately happy with myself, although my self-confidence is still low.

The Princess Bride is a great movie, and I can't stop listening to Papa Roach's "Infest" album.

I bought some hot underwear. Baby blue, and a really, really bright pink pair.

I want to have 20 of Coby's babies. He's so fucking fuckable. Here:

I also want to have 20 of Dan's babies, but he's so young and British that I'd feel excessively dirty.

Am I still your fine Canadian friend, Jim?

I love this kid's domain. He's hot. God, I'm turning into a regular pedophile, aren't I?

then + now